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Death Bed Subtext w/ Topher Grace & Kate Bosworth from Topher Grace, Kate Bosworth, Brett Gelman, and FOD Team

“You want to spread those butt cheeks apart and take her to town…. DICK STYLE.”

“Cum beard”

“Santa Cum”

“You want to duck into a dirty hospital closet and gobble down that dong like it’s a cancer-curing snickers bar!”

This is filled with quotes - so fucking good.

 riiiiiiiiiiight so then this happened…

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    I laughed…HARD!
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    riiiiiiiiiiight so then this happened…
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    I love Topher Grace. Omg. Yay. Made my day xD
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    Death Bed Subtext w/ Topher Grace & Kate Bosworth When you are on your death bed, it’s important to have the ones you...
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