Hi, i'm Brianna. i'm 24 and live in New York. i spend WAAAY too much time on the internet. i'm a total insomniac. my mouth moves faster then my brain, try not to be offended. i love movies, especially old movies, and music, usually rock but as long as it's loud i'm not too likely to complain. i would go to shows everyday if i could. i'm a HUGE fan of hyperbole. i'm fascinated by serial killers (but not in a weird creepy way, I swear). my friends are the coolest people you'll never meet. i want to do everything. i don't want to look back and say my life was boring. i'm abrasive, sarcastic, tempermental, loud, random, and a bunch of other things but mostly i'm fun. "i'm every cliche, but i simply do it best."
ASK AWAY!
“You want to spread those butt cheeks apart and take her to town…. DICK STYLE.”
“Cum beard”
“Santa Cum”
“You want to duck into a dirty hospital closet and gobble down that dong like it’s a cancer-curing snickers bar!”
This is filled with quotes - so fucking good.
riiiiiiiiiiight so then this happened…
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I laughed…HARD!
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riiiiiiiiiiight so then this happened…
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I love Topher Grace. Omg. Yay. Made my day xD
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When you are on your death bed,...important to have the ones you love there
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